BlackDistraction's Lair

wineandcats:

This is Liam when I get ready for work in the morning.

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

jspong:

Swimming hole.
bambooandblue:

Barton Springs Pool, Austin, Texas, USA

jspong:

Swimming hole.

bambooandblue:

Barton Springs Pool, Austin, Texas, USA

x-89:

[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

lyannadelrhaegar:

sansa: god i wish joffrey would just drop dead

5 minutes later…

sansa: holy shit did i do that

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10