This is Liam when I get ready for work in the morning.
THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT
[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
sansa: god i wish joffrey would just drop dead
5 minutes later…
sansa: holy shit did i do that
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.